Semporna's TEMPO EXT: Uncover the Hidden Gem of Malaysian Paradise!
Semporna's TEMPO EXT: Uncover the Hidden Gem of Malaysian Paradise!
Semporna's TEMPO EXT: Paradise Found… Almost! (A REAL Review)
Okay, buckle up buttercups. This isn't your typical sanitized hotel review – this is a straight-up, no-holds-barred, maybe-a-little-too-honest dissection of Semporna's TEMPO EXT: Uncover the Hidden Gem of Malaysian Paradise! Truth be told, "Paradise" is a pretty big claim… and TEMPO EXT? Well, it’s an experience. Let's dive in, shall we?
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First Impression – The Arrival and the “Almost Paradise” Vibe:
Semporna itself is… a sensory overload. Raw. Real. And TEMPO EXT? It’s a shiny, hopeful beacon in the slightly chaotic landscape. Getting there? Accessibility: Hmm, a mixed bag. Airport Transfer is available (thank GOD! Taxis in Semporna are… an adventure), but I didn’t notice specific mentions of facilities for disabled guests listed on other websites. Could be an issue for some. The exterior is pretty (a massive plus if you ask me!), like, honestly, it’s pretty. The vibes are "Tropical chic meets modern comfort."
The Room: My Sanctuary (Mostly):
My room? A non-smoking haven! Air conditioning in all rooms – essential. The blackout curtains were a lifesaver for sleeping off the jet lag! Free Wi-Fi (yes, even in the room!) Internet access – wireless worked like a charm, and I could even work out of there using my laptop workspace, Internet access – LAN. The extra long bed was a serious bonus. The mini-bar was stocked (that little bottle of water was an absolute godsend on a hot day) and the bathroom was clean and well-equipped with toiletries. A hair dryer? Check. Bathrobes? Check. Slippers? Check. They had everything!
The little imperfections? The soundproofing wasn’t perfect. You could hear the distant chatter of other guests on the exterior corridor, but hey, it wasn’t a dealbreaker. Also, the window that opens only a crack didn’t really work for me, but I like to feel the breeze. You got a shower and they gave you towels. You're good to go!
Cleanliness and Safety: Seriously, They’re Trying!
This is where TEMPO EXT really shines. The team has definitely taken the (serious) cleanliness and safety measures seriously. Hand sanitizer dispensers everywhere, and staff are clearly trained in something relating to safety protocols. Rooms sanitized between stays? Check! There’s also anti-viral cleaning products. Good stuff, and I appreciated the effort, because you know… everything now. Daily disinfection in common areas? Also, check! Staff trained in safety protocol? Yup, seemed like it. Safe dining setup? Definitely. And the cashless payment service was a lifesaver (especially when you run out of Malaysian Ringgit). Speaking of which, there's a cash withdrawal facility.
Things to Do (and Ways to Relax!) - So Much to do!
This is why you go to Semporna. The Things to do are the whole point! Diving, snorkeling, island hopping… the whole nine yards! And TEMPO EXT? Well, it’s a good base camp. They don't have their own dive operation (which, to be honest, is a BIG deal in Semporna), but they can hook you up with tours. However, the pool with view is absolutely stunning, especially at sunset. That view is actually incredible.
Ways to relax are plentiful. There’s a spa, with massage – a lifesaver after a long day of diving. You can relax around the pool area. There's also a fitness center, but, full disclosure, I was too busy diving to actually use it. There’s a sauna, steamroom and a foot bath as well.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food, Glorious Food!
Okay, let's talk food. TEMPO EXT had a few restaurants. There was Asian cuisine in restaurant, and a restaurant with buffet in restaurant options. The breakfast service was a decent Asian breakfast with dishes. It was definitely filling, but let's be honest, the coffee wasn't winning any awards. Otherwise, Coffee/tea in restaurant was available, so I would make my own. The poolside bar made some pretty good cocktails. I did notice some desserts in restaurant, and I had no complaints.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
The concierge was super helpful, and the daily housekeeping was efficient. Laundry service was available, which was a lifesaver after getting sand and sea water on literally everything! Meeting/banquet facilities are available.
For the Kids (and Family Friendliness):
I didn’t bring any kiddos, but the hotel seemed family-friendly. I did see kids facilities but didn't notice anything special.
The Quirks, the Imperfections, and the Honest Truth:
Okay, here's the real tea. TEMPO EXT isn't perfect. It has its quirks. The elevator felt a bit… wonky. Sometimes the Wi-Fi would drop. The room service menu could be expanded. And sometimes, when you're out for the whole day, you just want a great meal.
The Anecdote that Makes it Real:
I'll never forget one morning at breakfast. I was bleary-eyed, exhausted from the day before diving, and just craving a good cup of coffee. And then I spilled my coffee all over myself. And the waitress just came over and started laughing. And I laughed too! It wasn't a perfect paradise moment, but it was REAL.
The Verdict – Is it a Hidden Gem? Maybe Not, But it Shines!
Overall? Semporna's TEMPO EXT is a solid choice. It’s got a good location, clean rooms, helpful staff, and that stunning pool! It's not peak luxury, but it’s comfortable, safe, and a great base for exploring the truly spectacular beauty of Semporna.
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TEMPO EXT. Semporna: Paradise Found (and Almost Lost My Sandals) - A Messy Itinerary
PREAMBLE: Okay, so Semporna. Everyone's Insta-bragging about it, right? Crystal clear water, vibrant reefs… but let's be real, getting there is a trek, and the reality is often a delightful, slightly chaotic mess. This isn't some professionally curated highlight reel; it's my Semporna. Buckle up, buttercups, because this is gonna be a bumpy ride.
DAY 1: Arrival & Island Fever… Already?
- 07:00 AM: Kota Kinabalu Airport - The Pre-Adventure Anxiety. Ugh. Airports. Especially after a red-eye. I swear the air conditioning is specifically designed to suck the life out of you. Grab coffee. Regret said coffee. Realize I forgot my neck pillow. Vow to buy one when I get back to civilization.
- 08:00 AM: Flight to Tawau - The Tiny Plane Experience. This is where the adventure really starts. Tiny propeller plane. Mild panic when the pilot looks about the same age as my student loan. (Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating… a little.) But the views are stunning as the plane descends and lands.
- 09:00 AM: Tawau Airport - The Taxi Negotiation Tango. Taxi drivers in Malaysia seem to operate on a different planet when it comes to price. After some haggling, secure a ride to Semporna. Price: slightly more than I anticipated, but at least I'm moving!
- 10:30 AM: Semporna Town Arrival - Smells like Seas and… something else (maybe the fish market?). Semporna town is a riot of colour and activity. The air is thick with the smell of the sea, diesel, and… something definitely fishy. Found my hotel (booked ages ago, thank god), a charming, slightly faded place literally on the water. Checking in. Immediately drop my bags and throw open the window. Pure, unadulterated, salty air bliss.
- 11:00 AM: Lunch & Town Wandering - Lost in Translation (and Trying to Order Food). First order of business: Food. Find a local warung (small family-run restaurant). Attempt to order "Nasi Goreng" (fried rice). The language barrier is real. End up with something that might be Nasi Goreng, topped with who-knows-what, but hey, it's delicious! Wandering the town. People watching. Buying a ridiculously colourful sarong that I'll probably never wear again. But hey, it's the thought that counts, right?
- 14:00 PM: Afternoon Chill - The Jetty & Getting My Bearings (and Almost Losing My Sandals!). Discover the jetty. Pure chaos. Boats zipping in and out, kids splashing, locals unloading supplies. The water is a mesmerizing turquoise. Walk to the end of the jetty and find a quiet spot to sit and take it all in. Realize my sandals, the only pair I brought (idiot), are teetering on the edge of the pier. Dramatic re-enactment of me grabbing them at the last instant before sinking and start screaming "Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!"
- 18:00 PM: Sunset Dinner & First Impressions - The Perfect (and Slightly Mosquito-Infested) Evening. Dinner at a seafood restaurant, watching the sunset. The colours! Unbelievable oranges and pinks painting the sky. The food: fresh, grilled fish. The company: Me, my journal, and a swarm of persistent mosquitoes. (Note to self: Buy industrial-strength bug spray.) Feeling completely, utterly, happily, and slightly scratchily, in paradise.
DAY 2: Diving into Paradise (and My Rookie Mistakes)
- 07:00 AM: Breakfast & Dive Briefing - Coffee, Confusion and Cold Feet. Breakfast at the hotel. Coffee is strong. The dive briefing is… a lot. So many acronyms! So much technical jargon! Try to absorb it all, but my brain is still half-asleep. Feeling a surge of excitement, and a hint of dread.
- 08:00 AM: Boat Trip to Sipadan - The Nervous Anticipation. The boat - small, fast, and promising adventure. Excitement is a low buzz of adrenaline. My dive buddies are veterans. I’m… less so.
- 09:00 AM to 12:00 PM - Sipadan Diving - The Greatest Underwater Show on Earth (and Me Being a Total Clutz). Oh. My. God. Sipadan. Is. Spectacular. Saw so many turtles I lost count. Sharks gliding by as if they were actors in a film (like, they're aware of your gaze). Vivid coral. The light filtering through the water. It's like swimming in a giant aquarium of pure, unadulterated beauty. However, I manage to:
- Kick a rather large sea turtle (mortified!).
- Almost run out of air (panic! Panic!)
- Get disoriented twice.
- But the beauty of what I saw still trumps them all!
- 12:00 PM: Lunch Break & Post-Dive Buzz - Juggling a plate, a towel, and a sense of wonder. Back on the boat, feeling exhausted but exhilarated. Lunch: simple, delicious. The other divers are swapping stories. I just keep giggling. Replaying everything in my mind's eye. The underwater world is simply magical.
- 14:00 - 17:00 PM: Mabul Island Exploration – A Paradise with a touch of reality. A short boat trip from Sipadan. Explore Mabul Island. The stilt houses above the water are stunning. Meet local children selling their wares. The reality of day-to-day life is stark. Witness the contrast between the tourist-heavy areas and the simple village. It's humbling. The people are vibrant and warm. There is plenty of laughter and curiosity.
- 18:00 PM: Sundowner & Chatty Locals- The Stories of the Sea. Drinks. More chats. More stories. The sky is painted with fire. One of the locals tells us about the legend of the pirate who sunk the ship.
DAY 3: The Un-Planned Adventures & The Beauty of the Unforeseen
- 08:00 AM: Semporna Town - The Day of Exploring. No diving planned. It's the un-planned days that make a trip so special. Walk the town some more.
- 10:30 AM: Market visit - A sensory overload. The bustling market, the vendors, the smell of durian (love it or hate it) - a real experience.
- 13:00 PM: The unexpected Boat Trip As I walked along the jetty, I heard: "Want boat trip?" No real plan, but a boat trip with a friendly local.
- 15:00 PM: Snorkelling with giant turtles - The magic of unexpected adventures. We headed towards a remote island, and there was no plan, as the local led us to many turtles! Pure bliss, and made the trip worth it.
- 19:00 PM: Farewell Dinner & Reflecting - Overwhelmed with Gratitude. Dinner in a slightly more upmarket restaurant. Reflecting on the trip. I've seen incredible things. Almost lost my sandals. Embarrassed myself in front of a sea turtle. But I've also experienced true beauty, met some lovely people, and eaten some amazing food. This whole experience has been wonderful!
EPILOGUE: Leaving Semporna - The bittersweet goodbye.
- 06:00 AM: Packing & Reality Check - Coming back to reality. The dread of returning to the real world.
- 08:00 AM: Transfer to Tawau Airport - Feeling bittersweet.
- 09:00 AM: Flight Back - Farewell Semporna. I guess I should buy that neck pillow. And maybe learn some basic underwater hand signals. And definitely stock up on bug spray. But most importantly, I need to remember this feeling – the feeling of being utterly, completely, delightfully lost in paradise. Until next time, Semporna!
P.S. Still haven't found a decent coffee.
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Okay, Semporna's TEMPO EXT... Sounds fancy. What *actually* is it? (And is it worth the hype?)
Alright, let's be real. "TEMPO EXT" is basically a super-exclusive, slightly mysterious extension of the regular Semporna experience. Think of it as the VIP section of paradise...but with a rusty boat and questionable Wi-Fi. They promise you untouched islands, incredible diving (they REALLY push the diving), and that "off-the-beaten-path" vibe. And... well, yeah, it mostly delivers. Emphasis on mostly. Hype? Absolutely. Worth it? Mmhmm. But with caveats. HUGE caveats. Like, bring-bug-spray-the-size-of-your-head caveats.
So, diving. That's a big deal, right? Tell me *everything* about the diving! (I'm terrified of sharks, by the way.)
Diving in TEMPO EXT? Oh. My. Goodness. It's... well, it's the reason you're *probably* going. I'm not a hardcore diver – I'm a flailing, slightly-panicked snorkeler pretending to be a diver. But even *I* was blown away. Think vibrant coral reefs, the kind you see in those cheesy documentaries... except you're IN them! Turtles, manta rays (I swear I saw a manta ray the size of a small car!), and schools of fish that shimmer like liquid rainbows. The visibility? Chef's kiss. You could see for miles! And the sharks...? Okay, here's the deal. We *did* see some. White tip reef sharks. They mostly kept their distance. One time, I swear I saw a hammerhead, but I was too busy swallowing half my breathing apparatus to get a good look. The dive instructors were AMAZING. So patient. They knew their stuff. They kept saying ‘don't worry, sharks are more afraid of you than you are of them"… which is helpful…right up until you *see* the shark.
Side note: I have a photo, and I'd like to show it to you again and again, of a GIANT turtle, just chilling, eating seaweed. Pure magic. I named him Bartholomew.
What about the islands themselves? What are they like? Are they *really* deserted?
Deserted? Well, "relatively." You're not going to find Starbucks and souvenir shops on these islands. That's the allure. You're talking pristine white sand beaches, turquoise water that looks Photoshopped (it's not!), and a feeling of utter isolation. Think Robinson Crusoe, but with a slightly more comfortable bed (hopefully). Some islands – like Mataking - are luxuriously set up, with fancy resorts. Others? Basic. Rustic. Think hammocks, maybe a dodgy generator, and the comforting sound of waves crashing. My advice? Embrace the rustic. It's half the charm. Also, be prepared for sand. Everywhere. It gets *everywhere*. I'm still finding sand in my luggage, and I got back months ago. And the sun? Don't underestimate the sun. I, being a ginger of pale hue, learned this the hard way. I'm pretty sure I peeled off my skin in strips. So, yeah, bring sunscreen. Lots of it!
Okay, logistics. How do you *get* to TEMPO EXT. And what’s it *actually* like once you're there?
Getting there is part of the adventure. First, you fly into Tawau, which is... well, it's a regional airport. Then, a car will whisk you to Semporna. From there, you're on a boat. And that boat? The one you are on? It's your life for the next few days. (Think about it – choose wisely). Once you're on your chosen island… be prepared for a shift in pace. Time slows down. You'll eat incredible food (mostly seafood, get ready!), swim, snorkel, dive, laze in a hammock, and stare at the stars. You'll disconnect from the world. And that, honestly, is one of the BEST parts. The Wi-Fi is spotty at best, which, at first, I HATED. But then, you realize it's freeing. No emails. No social media. Just you, the ocean, and a whole lot of natural beauty. This isn't a luxury cruise; it's an immersion in nature. But, to be honest, the bathroom situation's a bit… basic. And the mosquitos? THEY ARE FIERCE. Don't forget that spray.
What kind of accommodation can I expect? Is it all luxury resorts, or are there more budget-friendly options?
The accommodation varies wildly. You get everything from super-luxe overwater bungalows that I will only ever dream of and will never be able to afford (sigh), to pretty basic (but clean) chalets. You'll find places that are eco-conscious (and a little rough around the edges), and places that feel like a proper resort. Do your research! Read reviews! Some places have air conditioning; some don't. Some have hot water; some don't. And some, (ahem, looking at you, my first place) have a very, very enthusiastic gecko who seemed to assume he owned the place. My advice is to have a good look around. The best thing? They are usually built in the most spectacular locations, often right on the beach. Wake up, step out of your door, and within a few steps, be on the beach. That is just heavenly.
Food! Crucial question. What's the food like?
Oh, the food! It's AMAZING. I’m still dreaming of the fresh seafood. Think grilled fish, prawns, squid, all caught that day. There’s usually a buffet-style setup: rice, vegetables, curries... and a whole lot of fish. And don't get me started on the fresh fruit! Pineapples, mangoes, papayas… all bursting with flavour. The food is usually included in the package and let me tell you that the meal sizes are LARGE. You’ll get fed. Seriously. The main downside? Well, if you're a picky eater, or if you have any allergies, let them know in advance. It's not exactly the kind of place with endless grocery stores. And if you like your coffee strong, bring your own instant – some of the coffee is… well, let’s just say it's "authentic." But the fresh coconuts? Heaven. Just pure, tropical heaven.
Any major downsides? Be honest!
Okay, honest time. Yes, there are downsides. The mosquitos are relentless. Seriously. I'm talking, a mosquito-related-itch-fest. The Wi-Fi can be non-existent. If you're a person who needs constant connectivity, this might drive you bonkers. The boats can be a bit… basic. Not luxurious. The service can sometimes be slow (island time, right?). The facilities aren't always state-of-the-art. And, if you're unlucky, you might encounter some rainBest Hotels Blog
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