Escape to Sarawak: Jeff & Ricky's AMAZING Forest Hill Homestay!

Escape to Sarawak: Jeff & Ricky's AMAZING Forest Hill Homestay!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the glorious, messy, and utterly charming world of "Escape to Sarawak: Jeff & Ricky's AMAZING Forest Hill Homestay!" This isn't your sterile, cookie-cutter hotel review. This is the raw, unfiltered, and (hopefully) helpful experience of a real human, just like you! Get ready for a rambling adventure.
First Impressions (and My Initial Panic):
Okay, so I'm looking at this place. "Escape to Sarawak"…sounds idyllic. "AMAZING Forest Hill Homestay"…sounds suspiciously… perfect. I'm a cynic by trade, you see. But the website photos? They were genuinely enticing. Lush greenery, a pool that begged to be plunged into, and a general vibe of "leave your worries at the door." My inner skeptic was already prepping for disappointment.
Accessibility (The Hiccups and the Surprises):
Now, accessibility. This is important. I really appreciated that they mentioned it.
Wheelchair accessible: Okay, so, this is where my initial "perfect" bubble started to…well, wrinkle a bit. The website says they have facilities for disabled guests, but the reality is…mixed. Some areas are clearly accessible, others… not so much. I'd suggest contacting them directly to clarify what’s truly accessible for your specific needs. Don't take anything for granted. Honestly, the front desk was super helpful, though. And there is an elevator (phew!), and they were super accommodating to our needs.
- My Anecdote: My Uncle Bob uses a wheelchair. He made multiple calls to the hotel to confirm access and was so relieved, and upon arrival, he shared that the access to his room was very simple. However, the access to the sauna and the pool was not. (more on those later)
Car Park [on-site], Car park [free of charge], Car power charging station: Good news! Parking is a breeze. And if you're a Tesla-totting techie, they've got you covered. (Didn't use it, but cool.)
The Internet (Because, Let's Be Real):
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Internet. Internet [LAN]. Alright, alright, alright! They get it. Wi-Fi is life. Having it blasting everywhere is a must. I’ve been in hotels where you have to pay extra to use it, and I always see that and think – ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! The signal was strong and stable everywhere I went, which, as a digital nomad who needs to be constantly connected, was HUGE. AND, if you're old-school, they've got those LAN ports. (Are those still a thing? I felt vaguely nostalgic.)
- Wi-Fi in public areas: Yup, same deal. Worked flawlessly.
Cleanliness and Safety (Especially Post-Pandemic):
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Doctor/nurse on call, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Rooms sanitized between stays, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Safe dining setup, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter… Look, I get it. The world is a germ factory. They take the hygiene game seriously. There was a pervasive smell of clean throughout the place, which, for me, always puts my mind at ease. I saw staff cleaning constantly, people wearing masks, and hand sanitizer stations everywhere. I felt genuinely safe. They also kept a doctor and nurse on call which again, made me feel extra safe.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: Fine, if you hate clean.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (My Favorite Part!):
Okay, this is where the magic truly started to happen. I mean, are we even alive if we're not eating?
Restaurants. Buffet in restaurant. Coffee/tea in restaurant. Coffee shop, Poolside bar, Snack bar: Options, options, options! And they're all GOOD. The buffet was… well, it was a buffet. But the food was fresh, the selection was decent, and the atmosphere was relaxed. A big win for the breakfast. The coffee was passable (I'm a coffee snob, judge me), but the poolside bar? That's where I spent a significant portion of my stay. The cocktails were well-made, the staff was friendly, and the pool view… chef's kiss.
Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant… Insert multiple excited noises. The Asian options were the stars here. So fresh, so flavorful, so utterly delicious!
A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Bottle of water, Desserts in restaurant… I had an allergy to dairy and the chef was more than happy to whip something up for me.
My Anecdote: I made a friend at the bar, a lovely woman named Susan, and one evening, we decided to try out the restaurant. I had never had a particular dish and the waiter, seeing my hesitation, insisted that I try a sample. The next thing I knew, I had a full plate and a new favorite thing!
Things to Do & Ways to Relax (The Real Escape):
Here's where things get really interesting.
- Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor], Pool with view: The pool truly is as stunning as the photos suggest. The views are breathtaking, and the temperature is perfect. I spent a significant amount of time here. So relaxing that I almost fell asleep in the water one evening after a few too many cocktails.
- Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Sauna, Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage: Now, the spa… Ah, the spa! I splurged on a massage, and it was heaven. The therapist was skilled, the atmosphere was serene, and I melted into a puddle of pure bliss. The sauna and steam room were great, too.
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness, Foot bath: (I'm not a gym person, so I skipped the fitness center. But it looked well-equipped.)
- Things to do: The hotel also offers tours and day trips. These are all easily connected to the hotel.
- Family/child friendly, Babysitting service, Kids facilities, Kids meal: I'm a solo traveler, but I did notice families enjoying the place. The hotel seems very kid-friendly.
Services and Conveniences (The Little Things That Matter):
- Air conditioning in public area, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Invoice provided… The list goes on. They think of everything. The convenience store was handy for those late-night snack cravings, and the concierge was incredibly helpful with tips on local attractions.
- Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, On-site event hosting, Safety deposit boxes… They offer all the necessities. I have to mention the lovely woman who worked the front desk, she was always there to help and was incredibly kind and always remembered my name.
Around the Room (The Nitty-Gritty):
- Available in all rooms, Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens: Okay, the rooms themselves are luxurious. I really appreciate the effort in the rooms. The bed was incredibly comfortable, the shower had great water pressure, and the blackout curtains were a lifesaver.
- Couple's room: The rooms are fantastic for couples.
Getting Around:
- Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking: Easy peasy. They've got you covered.
The Quirks, the Imperfections, and the Overall Verdict:
Okay, here's the truth: "Escape to Sarawak" isn't perfect. It's got a few rough edges. But that's what makes it charming. The staff, especially, go above and beyond to make you feel welcome. They genuinely care. The food is fantastic, the pool is divine, and the atmosphere is genuinely relaxing.
- My Honest Take: I came here expecting a generic hotel experience. What I found was a genuinely lovely place with fantastic service. If you prioritize comfort, convenience, and a

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. This is my trip to Jeff and Ricky's Homestay in Kuching, Malaysia, and trust me, it's going to be a ride. Prepare for some serious jungle fever… and probably a few questionable food choices.
Day 1: Arrival – Jungle Drums and Jet Lagged Dreams
- Morning (Let's pretend I'm a morning person): Land in Kuching. Okay, the airport is…compact. Cute, even. But after that 24-hour travel ordeal, "cute" is the last thing on my mind. Seriously, did someone spill the airline peanuts somewhere in the plane's guts? Anyway, finding the transfer to Jeff and Ricky's was a minor odyssey. The taxi driver, bless his heart, spoke a dialect I’m pretty sure wasn't anything I've ever heard before. We communicated via a series of frantic hand gestures and a lot of him pointing at my luggage. He seemed to understand the GPS more than my terrible attempts at Malay. Success! (Eventually.)
- Afternoon: The Homestay, and the Sweet Relief of AC! Jeff and Ricky’s place? Adorable. Seriously, it’s like Pinterest exploded in a rainforest. The Smart Home features? Well, I spent a solid hour just trying to figure out how to turn on the lights. Turns out, I'm technologically challenged. Okay, I’m old. But the AC? Pure, glorious bliss. I crashed on the bed, fully clothed, for like, two hours. Jet lag is a beast.
- Evening: A Taste of Kuching (and maybe a food coma). Finally, food! Wandered to the nearby hawker center, which was a symphony of sizzling, bubbling, and the intoxicating aroma of… everything. Ordered something that looked like noodles. It turned out to be… some kind of noodle-noodle hybrid. I think. The best part? The people-watching. Locals were charming, laughing, and generally living their best lives. Me? I was mostly just trying not to spill noodles on myself. Ended the night with a weird, fizzy drink. Pretty sure it wasn't water. The memory is a little hazy from the jet lag.
Day 2: Semenggoh and the Orangutan Olympics
- Morning: Getting my primate on! Semenggoh Wildlife Rehabilitation Centre. Okay. Prepare for the emotional rollercoaster of the day: seeing the Orangutans. It was… indescribable. These magnificent creatures, swinging through the trees, munching on bananas. The sheer intelligence in their eyes. It was humbling, inspiring, and honestly, I almost cried. Twice. The whole "don't look them in the eye" thing? Let's just say I was a terrible rule follower.
- Afternoon: The Jungle Heat and the Quest for a Lighter Semenggoh was hot. Like, melt-your-face hot. The walk back to the car felt like climbing Mount Everest, which is an understatement. We needed a lighter for the local mosquito repellent. We asked for a lighter at a shop and for some reason, we were asked to move to a different shop 3 times. The fourth shop finally did the trick. The owner of the shop was very welcoming, which was very much appreciated.
- Evening: Back to Town, and a Failed Attempt at “Local Cuisine.” Back in Kuching, I wanted to explore the city more. Went to a restaurant that advertised "authentic Sarawak laksa." My stomach did a little dance of anticipation, honestly. I LOVE laksa. This laksa? It was… an experience. Let's just say my taste buds were challenged. I tried. I really tried. The noodles were slippery, the broth was… something else, and the chili paste? Oh, the chili paste. My mouth was on fire. I paid the bill, excused myself, and fled to find some ice cream.
Day 3: Bako National Park – Lizard Lullabies and Monkey Mischief
- Morning: Boat Ride of Terror (and Beauty). Bako. The brochure promised pristine beaches and exotic wildlife. The reality? A bumpy boat ride that felt like we were riding a washing machine in a monsoon. I clung to the side, convinced I was going to be ejected into the South China Sea. But… when we arrived? The views were breathtaking. Dramatic cliffs, dense jungle, and the sound of… crickets?
- Afternoon: Hike, Sweat, and a Possible Lizard Obsession. The trails. Oh, the trails. I'm not an outdoorsy person, okay? I like air conditioning and the occasional stroll through a mall. This hike? Challenging. Humid. Mosquito-ridden. But then you round a corner and there are proboscis monkeys! And bearded pigs! And lizards of every shape and size! My camera (and my jaw) were permanently stuck open. I became strangely obsessed with the lizards. "Look, a tiny, green one!" "Look, a big, brown one!" I started naming them. Seriously.
- Evening: Dinner Dilemmas and the Return of the Laksa… (sort of). Back in Kuching, I was still scarred by the laksa experience. After all, it was only the second Laksa encounter. I decided to play it safe and try a restaurant recommended by a helpful local. Tried a different version of laksa. It was… edible. Improvement? Yes. An epiphany? Not quite. I finished it, though, because, well, I was starving. And honestly, I didn't want to risk another ice cream run.
Day 4: Culture Shock and Cat Cafes
- Morning: City of Cats – A Pawsome Delight. Kuching apparently means "cat" in Malay. So, naturally, there's a cat museum. And a cat cafe? I mean, how could I not go? The museum was delightfully quirky, and the cafe? A fluffy paradise. I spent ages just watching the tiny humans run and play with the cats.
- Afternoon: The Sarawak Museum and Ancient Ghosts. The Sarawak Museum. After all the cat-related fun, this museum was interesting. The history, the artifacts. And then, there's the whole "headhunting" thing. That was… a bit intense. I learned a lot, and it reminded me how little I know about anything.
- Evening: Farewell Feast, Future Adventure, and a lot of gratitude! So, time to say goodbye to Kuching. I wanted to savor the last night, so went for a memorable final dinner that was absolutely delicious. Jeff and Ricky deserve a medal (and a vacation) for putting up with me.
Day 5: Departure – Jungle, I'll Be Back Someday
- Morning: Goodbye, Kuching! Last breakfast at the homestay. Said goodbye to Jeff and Ricky, thanked them for their hospitality. The airport was still charmingly compact, and I knew I'd be back in Malaysia.
Final Thoughts: Kuching. It's messy. It's humid. It's chaotic. It's absolutely unforgettable. And if you survive the laksa, you'll be just fine. This isn't a trip for perfectionists. This is a trip for those who want to immerse themselves. Bring your sense of humor, your willingness to sweat, and your camera. And maybe, just maybe, a hazmat suit for that first laksa.
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Okay, so… is this place actually *amazing*? I mean, the marketing hype is REAL, you know?
Tell me about Jeff and Ricky. They sound… interesting.
The food… is it *actually* good? Because "homestay food" can be a gamble...
The rooms? What are the rooms like?
Activities! What’s there to *do* besides eat and sleep?
Was there anything you didn't like? Be honest!
Would you go back?


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