Johannesburg's Most Luxurious Apartments: Monroe's Exclusive Living Awaits!

The Monroe Luxury Apartments Johannesburg South Africa

Johannesburg's Most Luxurious Apartments: Monroe's Exclusive Living Awaits!

Monroe's: Johannesburg's Glamorous Guess – Are You Really Ready for This? (A Totally Honest Review)

Okay, listen up, jet-setters, luxury lovers, and folks who just want to feel fancy for a long weekend. I've just emerged, blinking and slightly champagne-drunk, from Monroe's Exclusive Living in Jozi, and I’m here to give you the unfiltered truth. Forget the glossy brochure lies – this is a real-deal deep dive. And let me tell you, it was a ride.

First Impression: The "Oh. My. God." Factor

Seriously, arriving at Monroe's is like stepping onto a movie set… a movie set where everyone's ridiculously good-looking and the air smells like money and expertly-blended jasmine. The entrance? Impeccable. The staff? Polished to a sheen. (Though, confession time, I did spill my carry-on contents – including a rogue banana – in front of the concierge. Mortifying. But hey, they cleaned it up before I could even stammer an apology!)

The Apartment Itself: More Than Just a Room

We're not talking about some poky hotel room here. We're talking apartments. Think sprawling, with views that'll make your Instagram followers weep with envy. I had a massive one-bedroom, and it felt like living in a designer dream.

Available in all rooms (the essentials): Air conditioning (essential in Johannesburg!), alarm clock, bathrobes (yes!), bathroom phone (because, why not?), bathtub (deep enough to actually relax in!), black-out curtains (thank GOD for those), carpeting (plush!), closet (big enough to lose yourself in), coffee/tea maker (a lifesaver in the morning!), complimentary tea (nice touch), daily housekeeping (they even folded my pajamas!), desk (for pretending to work), extra-long bed (I'm tall, so…), free bottled water (hydration is key!), hair dryer (powerful!), high floor (the view!), in-room safe box (peace of mind), internet access – wireless (crucial!), ironing facilities (thank you, iron!), laptop workspace (I actually used it!), linens (luxurious!), mini bar (temptation!), mirror (a lot of mirrors!), non-smoking (thank you!), on-demand movies (hello, binge-watching!), private bathroom, reading light, refrigerator, safety/security feature, satellite/cable channels, scale (…perhaps avoid), seating area, separate shower/bathtub, shower, slippers (heaven!), smoke detector, socket near the bed, sofa (cozy!), soundproofing (bliss!), telephone, toiletries (fancy!), towels (fluffy!), umbrella (Johannesburg weather is unpredictable!), visual alarm, wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], window that opens (for that fresh air feeling).
Now, about the Internet… Listen, in this day and age, bad Wi-Fi is a luxury-hotel dealbreaker. Thankfully, Monroe's gets it. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (I'm repeating this because it's that important.) And it worked beautifully. I even managed a Zoom call without any embarrassing freezes. They also offer Internet [LAN] and Internet services if you're feeling really old school.

Cleanliness and Safety: Can I Breathe Easy?

YES! HUGE emphasis on cleanliness. The anti-viral cleaning products and professional-grade sanitizing services were evident everywhere. My room was immaculate. They’ve clearly taken the whole COVID situation seriously. They have daily disinfection in common areas and they're removing all the shared stuff (Shared stationery removed). They have rooms sanitized between stays and Sanitized kitchen and tableware items. I actually felt safe – which is a big deal right now. They also have Staff trained in safety protocol which is also important.

Bonus points for: Hand sanitizer everywhere, and individually-wrapped food options (more on that later). I appreciated the physical distancing of at least 1 meter, too. They even offer the ability to Room sanitization opt-out available.

Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Where the Food Takes Center Stage (and Sometimes Falls Flat)

Okay, the food. This is where Monroe's gets slightly more…interesting.

Restaurants: There are several, which is a bonus. A la carte in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant.
Drinks: Pretty good Bar and Poolside bar. They have Happy hour.
Breakfast: Ah, the breakfast. The Breakfast [buffet] was fantastic, a sprawling feast of everything imaginable (Buffet in restaurant) and Breakfast service. They also offer Breakfast in room and Breakfast takeaway service. There was also Asian breakfast and Western breakfast options. The coffee was decent, they brought me Bottle of water after I asked.
Other: There is a Restaurants, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Salad in restaurant and Soup in restaurant. They have a Snack bar as well.
The "Oops" Factor: One night I ordered room service (Room service [24-hour]) and it was… underwhelming. The steak was overcooked, the fries were soggy. Honestly, I was more impressed with the room service I got from a chain hotel. Though, credit where credit’s due: the waiter was incredibly apologetic and offered me a free dessert (which was delicious).

Ways to Relax… or Pretend to Be Zen

This is where Monroe's truly shines.

Spa: (I went, obviously. For research purposes, you understand.) The Spa is pure bliss. Treatments are top-notch. Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage, Spa/sauna are all on offer. I got the Sauna and Steamroom. So hot.
Pool: Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor], Pool with view. The outdoor pool is gorgeous, with views of the city. Perfect for sipping cocktails and pretending you’re a movie star.
Fitness: They have a Fitness center and Gym/fitness. I, uh, looked at it. From the outside. It looked shiny.

Accessibility: Because Everyone Deserves a Luxurious Escape

This is a BIG win for Monroe's. Facilities for disabled guests, and Wheelchair accessible accommodations are available. That’s a major plus, and it's something a lot of luxury hotels – sadly – don’t prioritise.

Services and Conveniences: The "Everything Is Taken Care Of" Factor

Monroe’s lives and breathes service. They have Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Safety deposit boxes. They have a Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private].

For Business Types: They have Business facilities, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Seminars, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center.
Other Nice Touches: Air conditioning in public area, Babysitting service, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Food delivery, Taxi service, Valet parking.
Stuff that's nice, but I didn't personally use: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
And the Extra Mile: They provide the option of Additional toilet.

For The Kids… Because Even Luxury Can Be Family-Friendly (Sort Of)

Monroe's is Family/child friendly and have Kids meal and Babysitting service. They have something labeled as Kids facilities. I didn't see any screaming children, which was a plus.

Getting Around: The Transportation Tango

They offer Airport transfer and Taxi service, and also Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Bicycle parking, Car power charging station.

Cleanliness and Safety, Because Let's Be Real, It Matters

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The Monroe Luxury Apartments Johannesburg South Africa

Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's pristine, color-coded itinerary. This is my Johannesburg adventure, and trust me, it's already shaping up to be a glorious mess. I'm staying at The Monroe Luxury Apartments – fancy pants, right? – but don't expect Vogue-level pronouncements. This is more like… a slightly caffeinated, jet-lagged ramble.

Day 1: Arrival, Anxiety, and Amazing Rooftop Views (Mostly)

7:00 AM (ish): Wake up in London. Panic sets in. Did I pack enough socks? Did I leave the stove on? Did I accidentally delete all my photos again while trying to organize them? (Yes, to the latter, probably).
11:00 AM (London Time): Flight from Heathrow to Joburg. The endless legroom on this thing is not compensating for the fact that I'm practically a human meatball in a metal tube. The woman next to me is also trying to watch a movie on her tiny iPhone, but at least she is not snoring.
7:00 PM (Johannesburg Time, give or take): Land. Oh, the heat. And the humidity. My hair immediately decides to stage a drama. I clear customs, grab my bag (miraculously intact!), and meet the driver sent to the Monroe. This is actually happening!
7:30 PM: Check-in at The Monroe. Okay, it is luxurious. The lobby smells like a fancy hotel and the doorman is a total silver fox. The apartment itself? Think: modern minimalist meets "I have enough money to not care about clutter." Seriously, it looks like a magazine spread. I will be sure to spend the next few days making it look lived in, don't worry.
8:00 PM: Attempt to unpack. Fail spectacularly. Decide to just live out of my suitcase for the first few days. Easier.
8:30 PM: Rooftop cocktails. This is the moment. Johannesburg sprawls before me, glittering. The city lights are just stunning. A wave of pure, unadulterated joy hits me. This is why I do this! I’m finally in Africa, living my best life, or at least, trying to.
9:30 PM: Decide I'm starving. Struggle to find a restaurant that delivers. Realize South Africa has what feels like a million restaurants and I have to make a decision. Get annoyed that "The Butcher Shop & Grill" near my hotel apparently closes at 10pm.
10:00 PM: Order pizza. Yes, pizza. Disappointing. My pizza craving is a strong one but not strong enough to outweigh the fact I am too tired to drive out and get it (or get dressed for it).
11:00 PM: Crash. Jet lag hits with the force of a thousand suns. Tomorrow is going to be rough.

Day 2: Culture, Confusion and Cape Culture (Maybe)"

8:00 AM (ish): Wake up. Still tired. Stumble to the espresso machine, which, blessedly, works. Drink two cups. Consider a third; my brain is still mostly mush.
9:00 AM: Decide to hit the Apartheid Museum. It’s a tough subject, and I'm braced for a powerful experience. And it is. It’s overwhelmingly powerful. I spend hours there, sobbing, learning, utterly humbled by the stories of resilience and struggle. I had to sit down at one point, just to take it all in
1:00 PM: Lunch. Grab a bite at a cafe. Try to process everything I've seen. Honestly, I’m emotionally exhausted.
2:00 PM: Hop in a taxi to explore the Maboneng Precinct. This place is cool. Art, food, bustling streets, colorful murals everywhere. Find a little shop selling local crafts and spend way too much money on a wooden giraffe, I do not regret it.
3:00 PM: Getting a bit lost. Johannesburg is massive. The GPS on my phone works, but getting used to the scale is taking a bit. I get a bit turned around, circling a roundabout a few times before laughing at myself and finally find the right way.
4:00 PM: I am so looking forward to chilling in the apartment - after the heavy weight of the museum, it is a welcome change. But my washing machine is not working. Now I'm annoyed. Is this real? Yes, it is.
5:00 PM: The building manager arrives, and after 30 minutes of fumbling, with an attitude that just boils my blood, he tells me it's the fuse and it's going to take a while.
6:00 PM: Head to a coffee shop. Decide I need a dose of retail therapy to sort me out. But the shops are all closing.
7:00 PM: I arrive back in the apartment. I notice that the fuse is working - but he did not bother to tell me.
9:00 PM: Drink a whole bottle of wine while ordering pizza. I'm fine. Fine.

Day 3: Wildlife! (And Questionable Planning)

6:00 AM: The alarm. Yes, I know. Brutal. But today is safari day!
6:30 AM: Scramble to get ready, grabbing a coffee, and barely remembering to pack my camera.
7:00 AM: The tour guide I booked is late. I am starting to think he isn't coming. I am annoyed.
7:30 AM: He arrives, apologetic, but I don't care. We're off, heading to the Lion and Safari Park.
10:00 AM: Lion and Safari Park. The lions are magnificent. I'm in awe. The giraffes are ridiculous, in the best possible way. I get some amazing photos.
1:00 PM: Lunch at the park. It’s… fine. Nothing special, but the view of the landscape is gorgeous.
3:00 PM: Back to the Monroe. Feel that ache in my feet all day.
6:00 PM: I booked dinner at Marble Restaurant, I am looking forward to trying it out, but my head is killing me. I think I will cancel it.
7:00 PM: I change my mind. I will go. I will be a glamorous tourist.
11:00 PM: Back in the apartment. Amazing. Food, views…and yes, the whole experience was worth it

Day 4: The Unexpected and the Unforeseen

8:00 AM: The apartment is spotless. The view never gets old.

Okay, so this isn’t a perfect itinerary. I've been late, I've cried, I've gotten lost, and I’ve definitely eaten a lot of pizza. But that's the whole point, isn't it? Travel should be messy, unpredictable, and full of those moments that make you laugh at yourself. And right now, I wouldn't trade this glorious, slightly chaotic adventure for anything. Bring on the rest of the trip!

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Monroe's: You Think You're Ready? (Spoiler: Probably Not) FAQ

Okay, Seriously... What Is Luxurious Living at Monroe's, REALLY? Like, Beyond The Shiny Brochure?

Alright, buckle up, because the brochures are all lies. Okay, not lies, *embellishments*. Think... a level of service where you're pretty sure they're psychic. You accidentally leave your toothbrush in the guest bathroom? Boom, new one appears, monogrammed (probably). It's not just marble floors and infinity pools (which, YES, there are. And they're glorious). It's the feeling that someone, somewhere, is anticipating your every whim, even the ones you don't *know* you have. I once stubbed my toe (dramatically – I'm a klutz, okay?) and a chilled compress materialized, along with a concerned-looking concierge.

The catch? You'll start taking it for granted. Like, "Oh, the car spontaneously cleaned itself again? Cool." It’s a dangerous game, this luxury. You feel yourself slipping into a lifestyle that's… well, it's a little bananas, actually.

Price Tag. Let's Talk About It. Is it... You Know... Expensive?

Expensive is an understatement. Think... a small, comfortable bank loan kind of expensive. Look, I won't lie. Monroe's isn't for the faint of wallet. You're not just paying for an apartment, you're paying for a lifestyle. And that lifestyle involves people who probably make more in a week than I do in a year. The upside? You'll never have to deal with a leaky tap or a wonky lightbulb again. Worth it? That’s a question you'll be asking yourself at 3 AM while staring at your bank statement.

What Kind of People Live There? Are They All Stuffy Millionaires?

Mostly. (Just kidding… mostly.) The crowd at Monroe's is... diverse. In that they're all ridiculously affluent, but they come from all *walks* of ridiculously affluent life. You've got the CEOs, the heirs apparent, the tech wizards who look like they haven't seen sunlight in a decade, and the models you see in magazines. The occasional eccentric artist (who, let's be honest, probably inherited a fortune).

I met this one woman. She owned a diamond mine. Seriously. She was lovely, though, and used to leave tiny, diamond-shaped chocolates on her neighbor's doorstep. The neighbors also had their own private helicopters, just to give you an idea of the vibe. And honestly, that's what I want to be! I want to be diamond-shaped chocolate, not the guy eating them.

The Amenities! I've Seen the Pics... Is it REALLY as Amazing as it Looks?

Okay, the pictures… they don't do it justice. The infinity pool? You'll feel like you're swimming in the sky. The spa? Actual bliss. The gym? Makes me feel guilty about all the pizza I eat, but hey, at least I can work it off in a state-of-the-art facility.

But the real kicker? The common spaces. Those are ridiculously designed. I walked past their library just yesterday and I swear, the air smelled of old books and quiet ambition. It's… unsettling in a good way. They have a wine cellar, and a private cinema. They have a *pet spa*, for goodness sake. I mean, my cat would LOVE that. If only I could afford to live there.

Is There Any Downside? (Please Tell Me There's a Downside!)

Okay, fine. *Yes*. There are downsides. Aside from the whole "can't afford it" thing, a few other things nag at you:

The Constant Surveillance: Okay, not *constant*, but there are cameras everywhere. You get used to it, but sometimes you wonder if they're judging your pajamas.
The Pressure: Let's be honest, there's a certain *pressure* to keep up appearances. You start thinking, "Do I need a yacht now? Should I learn polo?" (Answer: you probably do.)
The Isolation: Ironically, surrounded by people, you can sometimes feel… isolated. Everyone's so busy being fabulous, forming genuine connections can be tough.
The Lack of Authenticity: You are a pampered princess, and eventually it starts wearing you down. If that's not your fault line, then you're probably a robot.

But even with those downsides, those perks… It's so hard to say no!

What About the "Monroe's Experience" - Is It Really That Special?

Okay, let's get real. The "Monroe's Experience"? It's designed to hook you, and it's incredibly effective. I witnessed it firsthand (briefly, during a VERY fancy tour). I saw this one woman, she was visiting. I think she was in shock. It's that refined; this is a well-oiled machine.

You'll have a dedicated concierge, access to top-tier dining, and events that are as exclusive as they are extravagant. You'll feel like you've been transported to another world, a world of seamless convenience and flawless perfection. One of the things that really got to me was the level of service. I am not lying to you; they took the time to realize I like that one kind of tea! The tiny, detailed things really make a difference.

Is it worth it? Depends on what you're looking for. If you're seeking a life of effortless luxury within the best bubble in the city, with a side of a world that is perfect. If you have enough money to not think about it. Then, yes. But be prepared to adjust your definition of "normal". It’s a lifestyle you can lose yourself in. And if getting lost in luxury is what you're after, then Monroe's might just be your playground. But be warned, it's a seductive playground. You may never want to leave. And honestly? I wouldn't blame you. I'm going to go stare at my bank account now and weep.

Final Thoughts? Sell Me on Monroe's (if you can!)

Honestly, Monroe's is… intoxicating. Even being near this place does some things to you. It's a fantasy, a dream, a place where all your mundane problems magically disappear. If you have the means, and if you're looking for an escape from the ordinary, then... go for it. (And maybe adopt a stray and leave me a diamond-shaped chocolate. Just sayin'.)

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