Escape to Tuscany: Luxurious Villa Laurentia Awaits!
Escape to Tuscany: Luxurious Villa Laurentia Awaits!
Escape to Tuscany: Luxurious Villa Laurentia Awaits! (An Absolutely Honest Review)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm fresh off a stay at Villa Laurentia, and let me tell you, it's a rollercoaster. I'm here to spill the Tuscan beans, the good, the slightly-less-good, and the downright glorious. This isn't your typical cookie-cutter hotel review; we're going for full immersion, warts and all. Get ready for some hot takes!
First Impressions & That Whole Accessibility Thing:
So, arriving at Villa Laurentia… breathtaking. Seriously. The rolling hills, the perfect light, the… wait a minute. Okay, so the website bragged about accessibility. Big claim, big disappointment. While they do have an elevator (thank God), navigating the grounds in a wheelchair felt… challenging. The "accessible" rooms are present but the layout is lacking, and the pathways? Let's just say cobblestones and wheelchairs aren't exactly best friends. (Accessibility: 5/10 - Improvements needed!) Luckily the staff was VERY helpful and that helped a lot.
The Nitty-Gritty: Things That Matter!
- Internet (and the Sweet, Sweet Wi-Fi): Yes! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms, and it actually WORKED! No more frantic Wi-Fi hunting for this gal. (Internet Score: 9/10) They also had internet LAN… which is good… I guess? I'm not an expert. But hey, options!
- Cleanliness & Safety (Covid Times): Okay, this is where Villa Laurentia shines. They're serious about sanitization. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection, rooms sanitized between stays, hand sanitizer everywhere… it felt genuinely safe. (Cleanliness: 10/10 - They get it!) They even had a bunch of professional-grade sanitizing services.
- Dining, Drinking & Snacking (Oh My!): Right, let's talk about the food. This is where things get interesting.
- Restaurants: The main restaurant, a la carte, served up some seriously delectable Italian food - I almost licked the plate clean! But honestly, I spent most of my time in the poolside bar.
- Poolside Bar: This is my happy place. (More on that later).
- Breakfast: The breakfast buffet was…good. Typical. It had all the usual suspects, but it could have been better. (western and Asian breakfasts options).
- Room Service: Available 24 hours. Perfect for those late-night pizza cravings.
- The Snacks: They had a small convenience store to pick some snacks from.
- Coffee shop: Also available to pick up coffee. (Dining: 8/10 - Mostly excellent, with some room for improvement on breakfast)
The Absolute Best Thing (And Where Time Just Melted Away)
Okay, here we go. The Poolside Bar. Seriously, it's worth the trip. Picture this: the Tuscan sun, a perfectly chilled glass of local wine, the gentle hum of conversation, and the most delicious Aperol Spritz this side of the Arno. The views from the pool with view are stunning, looking over the rolling green hills. I spent HOURS here. Seriously, I think I developed a tan just from existing in the vicinity of the bar. The staff were friendly, attentive, and genuinely seemed to enjoy their jobs (which is always a good sign). The whole atmosphere was completely chill. I even met a guy who’s from Italy and we had the best time sharing stories.
Pure Relaxation (And The Spa Shenanigans)
- Spa: Yes, they have a spa. And yes, I indulged.
- Massages: Top-notch. I'd fly back just for the massages.
- Sauna, Steamroom: Pretty standard, but appreciated.
- Body Scrubs & Wraps: Totally worth it. I left feeling like a new woman (or, at least, a very relaxed one).
- (Spa score: 9/10 - Pure bliss)
Things To Do & Other Bits & Bobs
- Things to do:
- Gym/fitness: Yes. Did I go? No. Priorities, people!
- Meeting/banquet: Available.
- Indoor and Outdoor venues: Yes.
- Gift/souvenir shop: Available for any last-minute shopping you wanted.
- Couple's room: Available.
- Family/child friendly & babysitting service: Available for the kids.
- Kids meal: Available.
- Other important services
- Service of Car park: Available for free.
- Airport transportation: Available.
- Safe deposit boxes: Available.
- Dry cleaning and ironing services: Available.
- Doorman and Concierge. Yes!
Rooms and "The Bed"
The rooms are lovely. They have everything you'd expect: Air conditioning, black out curtains (thank god!), coffee/ tea maker, a desk, private bathroom, mini bar, TV, a small seating area - comfy beds, and lots of space. But THE BED. Listen, I am very particular about beds. This one? Heavenly. The sheets were like silk, the pillows were perfectly plumped, and I slept like a baby every single night. (Okay, maybe not every night. I did have a bit of a cheese incident one evening, but that's a story for another time).
The Imperfections (Because Let's Be Real)
- The occasional hiccup. There was a slight mix-up with my room service order one night (they blamed it on a language barrier (which, you know, fair enough). It was quickly resolved, but it did highlight a minor issue with communication.
- Some stairs and steps. The property has a lot of them, it's just how it is.
My Final Verdict: Is Villa Laurentia Worth it?
Absolutely, with some caveats! If you're looking for a luxurious, relaxing escape to Tuscany, then YES. The location is stunning, the food is incredible (especially the Italian cuisine and at the poolside bar), the spa is divine, and the rooms are comfortable. The staff, are friendly and helpful. But just be aware of the accessibility limitations if that's a major factor for you.
Overall Score: 8.5/10 - Highly Recommended! (with a minor nudge for those accessibility improvements!)
Stop Dreaming, Start Living! (The Villa Laurentia Offer You Can't Resist!)
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Here's the deal:
- Book Now: Get a complimentary bottle of Prosecco and a fruit platter upon arrival! (Because you deserve it!)
- Exclusive Offer: Receive a 20% discount on all spa treatments during your stay. Treat yourself—you earned it!
- Longer Stays, Larger Savings: Stay for 5 nights or more and receive a free upgrade (subject to availability)!
But wait, there's more!
- Unforgettable Experiences:
- Savor the magic of a sunset Aperitivo at our poolside bar and restaurant.
- Indulge in a couples massage at our luxurious spa.
- Explore the Tuscan countryside with our hassle-free car rental service.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's meticulously planned travel itinerary. This is… well, this is me, trying to wrangle a week at Villa Laurentia, in the hazy, sun-drenched heart of Italy, and hoping I don't completely melt down in a puddle of mozzarella and regret.
The Belvilla Bungle: Operation "Get Lost (But Hopefully Found With Pizza)"
Pre-Departure Panic (Days Before):
- My Mental State: A glorious mess. I'm mostly excited, partly terrified of the potential language barrier (my Italian is limited to ordering pasta and hoping I don’t accidentally insult someone). I've watched way too many "Under the Tuscan Sun" reruns, which has inflated my expectations to a frankly ridiculous level. My cat, Reginald, seems to already sense abandonment and is giving me the stink eye.
- Packing Apocalypse: I've overpacked, naturally. Three different types of sunscreen (because, apparently, I might decide to sunbathe on the moon), a "tasteful" sundress that probably looks atrocious, and enough bug spray to ward off an army of mosquitos. Pray for me.
Day 1: Arrival and the "Is This Heaven… Or Just Rome?" Debacle
- Morning: The flight was a blur of noisy children, lukewarm coffee, and the faint aroma of stale airplane peanuts. Landing in Rome felt surreal, like being dropped into a postcard. Until, that is, I had to navigate the rental car paperwork. Let's just say, my attempts at Italian were met with polite (and slightly pitying) smiles.
- Afternoon: Finally, the car! And then, the drive. Google Maps, bless its digital heart, decided to route us through a series of winding, one-lane roads that seemed designed to maximize my anxiety levels. I swear, at one point, I almost backed the car into a grumpy-looking farmer's prize-winning zucchini patch.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening: Finally, Villa Laurentia! My jaw dropped. The photos didn't do it justice. This place is stunning. Stone walls, a ridiculously picturesque pool, and the scent of rosemary and something vaguely… heavenly. The cleaning crew had not left that day, and the villa smelled of disinfectant and dirty rags. Well, not perfect, but still. I could get used to this.
- Immediate Reaction: Utter bliss, bordering on disbelief. I did an involuntary happy dance. Then, immediately, the practical side kicked in. Where's the wine opener? How do I even work this ancient-looking oven? The journey has just begun…
- Dinner: The first meal. Pasta with tomato and basil? Yes, please. Wine? Yes, please. Tried cooking by myself, it was horrible. Ended up throwing the pasta and taking the whole thing to the bin. The bin, it may seem, is a metaphor.
Day 2: Magliano Sabina and the Quest for the "Perfect" Gelato
- Morning: Sleep. Glorious, uninterrupted sleep. Woke up to the sound of birdsong and a view that could cure any ailment.
- Late Morning: Venture into Magliano Sabina. The village is charming, and I'm already convinced everyone here is secretly employed by a tourism board. The local shops are full of tantalizing cheeses, cured meats, and enough olive oil to single-handedly feed a small army. I bought a tiny, ceramic rooster as a souvenir. Don't ask me why.
- Afternoon: The gelato hunt. This is serious business. I started with a pistachio flavor that was good, but not transcendent. Then, I moved onto a hazelnut that had me staring at the sky and mumbling to myself. The perfect gelato, I decided, required several more attempts.
- Quirky Observation: The locals have a way of making even the most mundane tasks (like sweeping the street) look utterly elegant. Is it the light? The wine? The sheer lack of rush in their day? I'm trying to bottle it.
- Emotional Reaction: Slightly euphoric. The sheer simplicity of life here is starting to seep into my soul. I think I might actually be de-stressing. (Reginald, wherever you are, I'm sorry.)
- Rambles: Deciding on my next gelato flavors, it has become a game of chance which one I will eat; I will be testing my own luck! And the people are really nice and that makes me so happy. I am thinking of moving here and leaving everything behind.
Day 3: A Cooking Class… and Potential Disaster
- Morning: The dreaded cooking class. I envisioned myself, effortlessly tossing pasta with a local nonna, learning ancient family secrets passed down through generations. The reality? Well, it involved a lot of flour, a near-disaster with a pan of frying zucchini flowers, and a whole lot of laughter (mostly from the other participants.)
- Afternoon: The fruits of our labor! (And by "labor," I mean, "a collective effort to prevent complete culinary annihilation.") We ate our way through a multi-course meal that, despite its imperfections, was surprisingly delicious. I even managed to impress the nonna with my (slightly clumsy) ravioli-making skills!
- Emotional Reaction: A potent mix of relief, pride, and a strong desire for a nap. Cooking is hard!
- Messier Structure: I'm starting to see the appeal of the slow life. But I'm also kind of terrified of being bored. Balancing the two is proving challenging.
Day 4: Wine Tasting and a Moment of Existential Dread
- Morning: A wine tasting at a local vineyard. The setting was idyllic, the wine was superb. I learned to appreciate the nuances of a good Chianti (or at least, to pretend I did).
- Afternoon: A moment of existential dread. Staring out at the rolling hills, sipping wine… I suddenly realized I had no idea what I was doing with my life. Is this what middle age is supposed to be? Did I make the right career choices? Should I finally learn the accordion?
- Emotional Reaction: Briefly overwhelmed. Then, I remembered there was more wine. Problem solved (for the moment).
- Opinionated Language: Okay, the wine was amazing, but the sommelier's long-winded explanations about the terroir and the subtle hints of oak? A bit much. Just let me drink the damn wine!
- Rambles: I did not care about the words of the sommelier, I just wanted to drink. I love wine. I don't know why I am here, but I hope to drink until I am drunk.
Day 5: Exploring the Umbria Region
- Morning: A day trip to Orvieto. The cathedral is breathtaking! The city, perched on a volcanic cliff, is stunning.
- Afternoon: Getting lost in the narrow alleyways of a historical city. Getting lost is the only way to find something new.
- Quirky Observation: Why are all the ancient buildings so much more beautiful than modern ones? Is it the craftsmanship? The absence of ugly neon signs? Or am I just getting old and grumpy?
- Emotional Reaction: A sense of awe, and a renewed appreciation for the power of history. Also, a growing desire for a massage.
- Messier Structure: The drive was horrible. There was traffic. No one respects the speed limits in Italy.
Day 6: Poolside Relaxing and a "Nap-ocalypse"
- Morning: FINALLY, a day of pure, unadulterated relaxation. Lounging by the pool, reading a book (that I promptly fell asleep reading on), and soaking up the sun.
- Afternoon: The "Nap-ocalypse." I had a nap that lasted for hours. I woke up, disoriented, convinced that I’d somehow slept through the end of the world.
- Doubling Down on a Single Experience: That afternoon nap was so good, I didn't know what was going on. I started to doubt my reality, my knowledge, the truth I knew. I decided to stay there and wait for the Apocalypse.
- Opinionated Language: The pool is the best part of this villa. It's everything a pool should be: cool, refreshing, and surrounded by gorgeous scenery.
- Rambles: The sun, oh my, the sun. The air. The bliss. I don't care about anything but the pool.
- Stronger Emotional Reactions: I love the pool, it makes me so happy; I've never been this relaxed.
Day 7: Departure and a Promise to Return (Maybe)
- Morning: The dreaded packing. Saying goodbye to Villa Laurentia. (Sob.)
- Afternoon: The drive back to Rome. Already missing the peace and quiet, the food, the gelato.
- Emotional Reaction: A bittersweet mixture of sadness and gratitude. I’m leaving, but I’m taking a piece of Italy with me. And I know, for sure, that I will be back.
- Imperfectness: I didn't
Escape to Tuscany: Villa Laurentia - Before You Leap...or Slobber with Anticipation!
Okay, deep breath. Is this truly a 'luxurious' villa? Because the internet lies. Frequently.
Alright, let's be real. I've seen "luxury" advertised for a cardboard box with a leaky faucet. Villa Laurentia? Yeah, it's legit. Think less "cardboard," more "Renaissance painting, but you're *in* it."
Anecdote time: When we first pulled up… my jaw actually dropped. Like, physically dropped. I had to pick it up off the cobblestones. (Okay, maybe I exaggerate, but it was stunning.) The pictures online don't do it justice - they probably hired a photographer with some serious Instagram filter mojo. It's grand, it's old-world charm meets modern comfort. Think exposed beams, terracotta floors (perfect for my bare feet!), that glorious Tuscan light pouring in… *chef's kiss*. And yes, the bathrooms are actually luxurious. No, seriously. They're not just functional, they're like… small spa retreats. I spent way too much time in the tub, I'll admit.
But, and this is crucial: it’s *lived-in* luxury. There are imperfections. A tiny crack in the plaster here, a slightly wonky window shutter there. It's not sterile perfection. It's got soul. And frankly, that's what makes it so utterly charming. I’d rather have a chipped espresso cup that's been around for a century than a pristine, characterless hotel mug any day.
What's the deal with the location? Tuscany's big...and I'm bad with directions.
Tuscany IS big. Like, really, really big. Villa Laurentia is nestled, I believe, somewhere near Greve in Chianti, which is a perfect base. It's close enough to explore Florence (a day trip is definitely doable, just be prepared for crowds – ah, crowds, the delightful price of beauty!) and Siena (which is stunning!), but far enough to feel properly *away* from it all.
The road trip: Driving there? Good luck! (Just kidding, mostly.) The roads are… well, they’re *Italian*. Expect some hairpin turns, narrow lanes, and the occasional scooter that appears to be defying gravity. Google Maps is your friend, but occasionally it leads you down a dirt track that suddenly dead ends, which happened to me (twice!), I will confess. Embrace the detours. Embrace the lost-ness. It’s part of the adventure. The views are spectacular, even when you think you're completely lost.. But just be prepared to get a little stressed. And pack snacks. Always pack snacks.
Quirky observation: The way the light hits the rolling hills… it's like the landscape is constantly shifting, always painting a new masterpiece. Honestly, I spent more time staring out the car window than paying attention to the road. Sorry, husband.
Plus, wine regions are easily accessible...just sayin'.
Speaking of base camps, what’s *in* the villa? Like, am I roughing it? Because “glamping” is not my vibe.
Glamping is *not* the vibe, my friend. Villa Laurentia is the antithesis of roughing it. Think plush sofas, a fully-equipped kitchen (hello, pasta-making!), and…wait for it… a *pool*! A glorious, sparkling pool, looking out over the Tuscan countryside. I spent HOURS in that pool. Hours. I may have become slightly prune-y. Worth it.
Rambling time: There's a sense of history there. You can almost feel echoes of people who have passed through the villa through the ages. It's wonderful and it has a magical feel. Plus, the beds were incredibly comfortable. Which is important, considering the number of glasses of wine you'll be drinking each night. I actually slept through the first sunrise of my stay, which is a tragedy I'm still trying to process. Ugh.
The kitchen? Outstanding. I’m not a chef, but even *I* managed to whip up a decent (ish) pasta dish with ingredients sourced from the local market. And the wine fridge… oh, the wine fridge. Let’s just say it was well-stocked. Very, very well-stocked. And the views from the kitchen window while you're cooking? Inspirational. It could make you want to become a chef.
Okay, pool sounds amazing. But what if I get bored? What's there to *do*? Besides eating, drinking, and napping, of course.
Bored? In Tuscany? Impossible! Okay, maybe. But probably not. I mean, if your definition of fun is constantly stimulated, it can be overwhelming. If you enjoy simple pleasures - then you're golden.
Double down on one experience: Okay, seriously, the cooking class. Book a cooking class. DO IT! We took a class with a local chef. She spoke a charmingly broken English and was a total firecracker. We learned how to make handmade pasta (which is way harder than it looks!), we made a ragu (which was divine!), and we ate everything we made, washed down with copious amounts of local wine. It was messy. It was chaotic. It was hilarious. It was the highlight of the trip, honestly. We even got to learn how to make tiramisu. Seriously, GO! My husband, who "doesn't cook," was even impressed with his own pasta skills. We nearly set the kitchen on fire, which, in retrospect, probably added to the charm. Actually, it was only the pan, not the whole kitchen. I went home determined to replicate the experience. And I did. Sort of. Mostly. It didn't taste as good as hers. Sigh. Back to Tuscany, I go!
Besides cooking classes? Explore nearby towns. Go wine tasting. Hike. Bike. Get lost on purpose. Take a nap in the sun. Oh, definitely take a nap in the sun. And don't be afraid to just *be*. Tuscany is a place that encourages that.
Slightly Imperfect Observation The only downside? After the cooking class, my clothes permanently smelled of garlic. But whatever. Small price to pay for pasta perfection!
Is it kid-friendly? Because I'm thinking of bringing the mini-me(s)...and that changes everything.
Yes! Yes to kids! (mostly.) Villa Laurentia is definitely kid-friendly. Think space to run around, a pool (that’s a win for everyone!), and the general laid-back Tuscan vibe that naturally encourages them to play. There's space!
Honest Moment: We didn’t bring our kids, but I saw other families there, and they looked like they were having a blast. The biggest challenge? Keeping them AWAY from the *really* old and delicate stuff. But hey, it's Italy, and you can get away with *anything* . Just prepare yourself for the occasional spilled gelato and the inevitable "I'mSleep Stop Guide
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